is the guy who always thinks he’s the smartest person in the room. I don’t fight fair because I don’t have to. If there’s an easier way to win, I’m taking it every single time. I don’t care if people call it cheating—I call it using my brain.

I talk a big game, but when things get out of hand, I’m the first one looking for an escape. I’ll hide behind my friends, fake an injury, beg off, distract the referee, or do whatever it takes to survive. At the end of the day, a win is a win.

I’m loud, arrogant, and completely convinced I’m better than everyone else, even when I’ve done nothing to prove it. I’ll celebrate the smallest victory like I just won the biggest championship in wrestling, and if I lose, it was obviously because someone cheated me.

Being part of the Best Friends Club only makes me more dangerous. If I’ve got backup, I’m even more confident. If I don’t, suddenly I’ve got a hundred excuses why today isn’t the day to fight.

The fans don’t see me as some unstoppable monster—they see a loudmouth who somehow keeps getting away with everything. They want to see me get punched in the mouth, and I spend every match trying to make sure that doesn’t happen.

I’m not fearless. I’m not honorable. I’m not trying to be the toughest guy in the building.

I’m Cade Powers, and if I can steal a win without getting hit, that’s a perfect night.

This can easily be tweaked to be even more over-the-top, delusional, or serious depending on the exact flavor you want Cade to have.